COPYRIGHT © 2023 THE OFFICIAL COVEN OF FUCKERY - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
COPYRIGHT © 2023 THE OFFICIAL COVEN OF FUCKERY - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
COPYRIGHT © 2023 THE OFFICIAL COVEN OF FUCKERY - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
COPYRIGHT © 2023 THE OFFICIAL COVEN OF FUCKERY - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
If you were granted the pleasure of entering this glorious coven. Then Welcome we welcome all forms of the occult/craft with but a few exceptions.
We are non judgmental and open minded. We recognize that everyone has a path to walk.
The Mission Statement Of The Official Coven Of Fuckery is to help those in need. To empower to teach others, to protect and heal. To be open minded to another's path and to recognize that we all have a path to walk. To honor to worship and to work with all those that we believe in whether dark light or grey and beyond even that.
We are an 18+ Coven With But A Few Exceptions That Shall Be Explained More Thoroughly In The Rules/Guidelines Section Of This Website.
Now there are a few rules in place to keep everything civil
Rule number 1 We are an 18 year or up coven with a few exceptions which will be discussed in greater details now that is not say that we don't have a few that may or may not sneak in thru our social platforms. Which since many of those have moderations already in place. We do allow this for the most part yes we do know your thinking of aha I snuck in. No most of the social media platforms the good stuff as young folk would say is not always discussed.
But to officially be part of this coven, we ask that you be 18 or up with a few exceptions. Ids will be asked upon admission remember this is for both our protection and for yours. The exceptions will be if a you are emancipated b if your parents or legal guardian gives approval.
The Final exception will be by Coven vote if you are a day from 18. Then we may consider allowing you into this Coven. This is not an absolute this is by a case by case basis. You will still be required to provide documentation of your identity your age and such.
Rule number 2 We do not tolerate any form of bigotry sexism homophobia transphobia or racism. We are LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY.
Rule number 3 No sex offenders regardless of if you were found not guilty this is still a chance that we cannot take. As while we are 18 up with but a few exceptions many of us do have families. This means that children may or may not be present. Thus if you are one or its found out i.e. you managed to sneak in. You will be denied admission or barred from The Coven. As well as other measures will be taken. This is for the safety of not just the coven but also for the safety of our members and there families.
Rule number 4 While we cannot fully control disputes that may or may not occur we ask that while in midst you at least attempt to be civil with a few exceptions.
Rule number 5 I shouldn't have to say this but seeing as there will be at least one. Do not touch other members property. I shouldn't have to say this as we are all adults for the most part but to prevent any claims this rule exists. If you need something from another member i.e. a candle you ask. If they say no you move on end of story.
Rule number 6 Now while we are open minded we do not tolerate animal abusers or those that intentionally kill animals for pleasure or such. No your not going to get barred for shooting a deer. I myself was raised on a ranch this rule is for the more atrocious reasons. Measures will also be taken
Rule number 7 Health problems yes we do believe in everyone has a right for the most part to privacy however if you have a health problem that needs to be addressed that is life threatening or so forth. We ask that you make mention of it no this will not bar you from entry. However for your safety and potentially myself or other members we ask that you make mention of it.
Rule number 8 While yes all members do get a vote on what happens within this coven if I feel that the reasoning for overturning the members vote is warranted. I will pull rank. End of story now this will rarely happen but for the sake of someone claiming something this rule has been put in place.
Rule number 9 That coincides with Rule 4 any attacks ergo harassment physical or spiritual attacks, threats, stalking on another member or there love ones or livelihood that are not warranted. Will cause said individual to be barred from said coven. Measures will also be taken. This will also prevent admission if its found and proof is shown that said member was attacked by a potential member.
Rule 10 Treat the space you share with respect we are all adults save for a few exceptions so no damaging of property no unauthorized illicit behavior. I.e. an example creating meth labs in coven locations.
Rule 11 While yes we are generous with supplies/books if you are in need but it is not to be taken advantage of.
Rule 12 No outting other members while it is perfectly acceptable if the individual shows no care. However it is a different matter if the person is still within the craft closet. And doesn't wish to be outted. This can cause potential issues to said member which will not be tolerated.
Rule 13 Safety which will be discussed in more detail later on. While I am definitely not the type to tell someone what they can or cannot toss in a cauldron so to speak. Or start up a big enough bon fire that you can feel the heat from a long distance. However when it comes to within the coven safety is a must. Take into consideration what you are doing when around other coven members. If what your trying to cook up or do causes harm to another member whether intentionally or unintentionally. There will be repercussions that can even go as far as barring/termination of contract.
These are based on situation and can also be based on a coven vote.
The main one is of course barring/termination of membership this will entail big offences or continuous breaking of rules or guidelines. This can be permanent or semi permanent depending on both situation and can also be based on a coven vote as well.
Verbal/Written Warnings this means that you are committing minor offenses and that at my behest or a coven vote it has been seen fit to give a warning of your conduct that is unbecoming of this coven. This of course will be documented you will be asked to sign it and refusal can be cause for immediate termination of contract and membership.
Suspension-this disciplinary measure is towards either multiple minor offenses or mid level offenses. And you will be temporarily prevented entry into the covens locations or social media. This is temporary and of course will be documented a signature or some form of agreeance that can be documented down will be presented. Failure to comply will be cause for immediate termination of contract and membership.
Revoking membership or barring this will entail big offences or continuosly breaking of rules and guidelines for said coven. This can be temporary or permanent depending on situation and can also be based on a coven vote as well. When this occurs your photo id or identification will be documented, you will be barred from all forms of coven platforms or locations. Depending on what rule it was will also entail if legal measures need to be taken as well.
These are not a one size fit all as depending on situation/coven vote it may either be a warning suspension or barring.
An example being if you physically attack another member unwarranted immediate barring/termination of contract/membership. Vs showing up once visibly intoxicated/shit faced where your actions were not necessarily harmful but still disruptive and thus cause for a verbal warning to either dial back or quit the booze or drink when not at a coven location or social platform.
Taking precautions is a must within this Coven, while yes I'm not one to tell someone generally what they can or can't do while not on Coven property/location. However while on Coven property/location precautions will be taken or there will be repercussions.
Keep track of fires, an example being if you light a candle keep track of it. Add to this watch how much smoke is being put out or open a window. Ones with asthma or such can be affected.
Intoxicants are generally prohibited leeway maybe given if shown its in modest amounts. I.e a celebration and a glass of wine or if its shown to be for a ritual at which point a sober member will be charged to watch over the ritual in case things go bad.
Same with weed or any forms of hallucinogens
If the alcohol or such is shown to be an issue then your privileges involving it maybe revoked and you will be asked to conduct such ventures not on coven locations/property.
Minors are prohibited from any form of intoxicants unless in the presence of legal guardians parents etc.
If at any point this leeway causes true disruptions other repercussions will be set forth including but not limited to barring/termination of member contract.
Anything Involving Blood Or Blood Loss
Safety precautions must be taken involving blood whether itself or blood loss.
If you are going to offer blood for whatever reason we ask that the blades be disinfected and we also recommend unless knowledgeable to avoid vital areas.
We also ask to avoid linking your blood with another thru open wounds until both members are tested for blood pathogens.
All members should have a basic knowledge of first aid and remember if you don't believe you can handle it alone don't try get assistance or call 911
Sexual Rituals
While for the most part we are all adults respect is a must and this even includes rituals. So if this must be a thing make sure all members are aware and to also avoid exposure in front of minors.
That being said anything sexually related will be on a case by case basis.
However
Coven Members that are minors are strictly prohibited from engaging in any sexual rituals while on coven grounds, while yes we are aware depending on the state or country a minor doesn't technically need permission but to ensure safety of not just other members but also this coven we ask all members that are minors to refrain from such actions that are on coven grounds
We also ask that any adult coven member that indulges in such actions if it is for a ritual to take precautions.
All locations involving this Coven's activities are deemed protected and deemed sanctuary.
This means that all guests are to be treated with common courtesy unless said guest becomes an issue. At that time the guest maybe asked to leave if refusal and it becomes physical. Steps maybe taken that may also involve legal.
It is recommended to get both sides of the story before doing anything. If the situation can be resolved in a civil matter. Then so be it however if it cannot be resolved in a civil matter. Then said guest maybe asked to leave until said issue is resolved.
It is also recommended to alert me or someone that I may authorize to have said person removed from the property. If said guest is the culprit then he or she will be barred from the property added to our ban list and several other measures will be taken including but not limited to legal involvement.
However if its shown that said member was the culprit of said issue. Then said member will face disciplinary action that can lead to barring/termination of membership of this Coven.
Interactions between members of this Coven and those outside the Coven can sometimes be tenuous. While I don't expect members to brown nose anyone they see nor do I expect members of this Coven to like everyone outside the Coven. Do bear in mind that your actions can affect the Coven Myself and other members. So for any who wants to flaunt the rules and essentially tell me that I haven't broken any rules. If your actions threatens this Coven, Myself, or the other members. It will be dealt with just the same as if you were breaking the rules themselves. Which can lead to expulsion if the actions of yourself are severe enough. This includes ones you associate with. If for example you decide to raise some hell which I generally won't care about. But if the raising causing issues with this Coven, then you will be dealt with. If your doing this with others that are not members. Then they will be dealt with its as simple as that.
While I'm not one to bring the gavel down on what someone wears, however certain moments can require more then just street clothes. So dress for the occasion if the gathering is for example a formal event then dress at the very least semi formally. If its for a ritual that may require a specific attire then dress for that ritual. And also remember to dress appropriately. No your not going to be kicked out for wearing a shirt that says fuck the world. However bear in mind minors are welcome . So no walking around all natural unless its for a specific ritual. And definitely not in front of members of the Coven who are minors. As well as guests who may be minors or may bring along minors.
All coven location's will be thoroughly screened for many reasons but not limited to safety/security privacy and legality, and comfortability of all members.
All members will be allowed to suggest a location to conduct any Coven activity. However each location will be thoroughly screened.
What this means is and I have discussed this in depths in the past depending on the location can be an experience whether good or bad.
Steps for allowing a potential member into this coven
Step 1 Interview now no you will not be denied if you dyed your hair but all jokes aside we will ask about your background your life in general. We will ask how well you can work with others, how you handle different locations, what your path within the occult/craft is. We will also ask for any health issues. We will ask if you can follow any of these rules that are above. If you have concerns for said rules which is doubtful you may voice them and this will be conferred with other members and decided by vote. Whether or not to change or to make an exception
Step 2 You will be asked to provide your real name date of birth photo id etc this is for rules 1, 3, 9, and to look thru are banned list of no admission with prejudice. (Which you may peruse thru this website)
Step 3 We will confer with other members, said members will be allowed a chance to voice any concerns over potential member.
Step 4 If all goes well a contract will be set before you, requiring your signature agreeing to the conditions i.e guidelines rules set in place in regards to joining the group. You will be denied entry if you refuse to sign. If you are a minor you will require at least one parent or legal guardian to sign as well. If you are emancipated then you may sign of your own accord without a parent permission. After this is done we will welcome you in as well providing of locations where coven will be hosted as well as a copy of the rules/guidelines for your browsing. You will also be given a link to our official chat for coven members which you can find on this website.
Exception to above and by group vote and by case by case basis. Will be involving minors if your a day from 18, then we may allow you entry and the contract postponed till the next day. When your 18 again this is by case by case basis and requires all members to vote on said matter.
Contract
Signing this contract is non negotiable for our safety and yours refusing to sign will equal immediate barring.
By signing this you are agreeing to abide/comply by the guidelines/rules set in motion by this coven. Known as The Coven Of Fuckery, if at any point you fail to abide/comply with the guidelines/rules your membership with The Coven Of Fuckery will be revoked with very few exceptions. You are agreeing with understanding that any violations of said guidelines/rules may also be reason for legal penalties/actions to ensue upon yourself or any associates that you may have. You are also agreeing that said Coven or its leader are not held liable nor are you to seek legal action for any injuries/incidents sustained to yourself do to violation of any guideline rule or instruction given to you by said Coven Leader Micheal Cary O Shea.
Name Of Member
Date/Time Of Signing For Said Coven Member
Cosigner/Coven Leader
Date/Time Of Signing For Said Coven Member
Cosigner/Parent or Legal Guardian if said Coven Member is a minor and not emancipated.
Date/Time Of Signing For Said Cosigner/Parent or Legal Guardian if said Coven Member is a minor and emancipated.
Requirements would also include
Agreeing to a background check
Providing a form of identification i.e. state id driver licenses
If you can't provide this then we will require some form of a photo id as well as a birth certificate along with a social security card will be asked.
We will also require permission to take a copy of your identification documents.
If you are a minor we will require both a form of identification photo id social security card/birth certificate
If you are emancipated we will require proof of emancipation as well as a form of photo id and social security card/birth certificate
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